She had no recollection of how she got there. Also from the look of it, it looked like it was night time.Sarah went over to the bathroom and washed he...r face over the bathroom basin, with warm water. After washing her face, she stared at herself in the mirror."What am I doing here?" she asked herself.The last thing she could remember was that she was in some kind of waxwork museum. She wasn't sure if it was just a dream.She left the bathroom and headed back to the bedroom. She then heard noises,. ”Poor Dad. He was not programmed to last forever like I was. Mom got him before the girls and he was fucked out.“Davy, we are... “ Abby blushed. I grinned. “Say it!”“We are horny. Could you, I mean, would you like to?”“Ladies, I would love to, but I am whipped. I will have to take a rain check. Borrow Mary’s vibrator collection.”Did I just turn down fucking two beautiful and sexy young women? I must be more tired than I realized. I barely made it to bed before I was asleep.I was on my back when. Looking back, I realise this was her parting shot, the broadside she hoped would sink me. At the time I thought it just more of her cruel hyperbole, lies as nails for the coffin of our marriage.I did not believe her. Even though I knew by then how much she loved to fuck different guys, I was sure she would never risk her family getting to see her being the slut she really was, no matter how small the risk or high the rewards. It would have broken her mother’s heart to learn about her sweet. She would love taking control of young and inexperienced boys or succumbing to a hung man who is anything but marriage material. Claire would be the mom who gets caught up in a national scandal for texting nude photos to a shy boy in Alex's class.Gloria cucking Jay was so obvious that it was too easy to write about, Hayley is slutty and seems like she could take after her mom, Alex could one day be promiscuous, really this show is ripe for any of this stuff.2 Carol Brady, BRADY BUNCHThis one is.