You may imagine my surprise when she confessed to knowing about your true pedigree already. It would seem that you and I bear enough resemblance for h...er to make that particular connection, and she must have asked around among the servants to complete the picture.Not only does she not bear us ill will – why, I cannot divulge without violating a promise – but she suggested that I should acknowledge and adopt you as my son. After speaking with my daughter and her husband too, we all concurred that. My gut. For months I’d had a bothersome pain in the lower part of my belly, and to put it delicately I’d had a change in pattern down there, and more than one FO had griped about flatulence issues in the cockpit. Small, enclosed spaces are, generally speaking, not the greatest place to float dank air muffins, and flying west across the Atlantic in daytime will earn you a place in the doghouse, no matter your seniority, when you’re ‘cutting cheese’ every ten minutes. Air conditioning systems. Heyy….you okay??” She was quiet, and then just nodded her head, expressing that she is fine. She got up, struggling, I helped her, and she just dropped herself onto me, her head resting on my shoulder.I hugged her, and then kissed her cheeks. She said, “ I cannot take any more of it. I love you Vansh, I love you.” I just put him on the bed, and slept beside her. She was so tired, she never realized that her mouth was open the whole night, her head rested on my arms, and she perhaps had the best. The stories published here will be my unwitting test material as I check out different sites by posting them there. Otherwise, have fun. I'll drop writers notes in the comments section as always so look out for those and happy reading!~ MenoetesAuthors Note: Hello Dearest Reader. Menoetes here again.I really hope you are enjoying this silly collection of saucy stories or maybe one of my other sordid tales. If you are then please let me know! Writers thrive on feedback and your kind.