"Jeff didn't even bother denying that was what he was hoping. "Xenia never said she was that good in the sack," he said."Oh?" Drogan said, raising her... eyebrows a bit. "They've done it before?"Jeff clenched his teeth, knowing he'd just revealed more than he was really supposed to. "Keep that to yourself?" he pleaded.She chuckled. "You know it, Jeffy," she told him. "You and Hicks saved my ass out here in the Gap, remember? I'd do anything for you, for either one of you. Why the fuck do you think. Darren got hit by a car while crossing the street in his neighborhood. He died en route to the hospital. I was devastated when I heard the news. I grieved his death for many months after the accident. I don’t think I’ll ever meet another Darren again. I didn’t date Darren long enough to fall in love with him. In fact, I have never been in love. Everyone tells me that since I’m twenty-four years old, I should be in love already, or at least should have experienced a first love. But I haven’t.. " He didn’t respond except to release my clit as the boys belonging to the cheering voices got close. They clustered around me. I didn’t recognize any of them, thankfully. Just some random teenagers who lived in the complex. Three of them, all looking to be about fourteen years old. Was he really going to share me with these boys only half my age? "Go ahead, touch ‘em," he invited the boys. "Don’t worry, she likes it. Don’t you, slut?" he added. I felt like I. I haven’t felt that good in years!Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”Defense Attorney: Did he take you?Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.Short on compliments of joevsr‎2 men in a bar.1st man, turning to his buddy, “How can I start to grow hair on my bald head?”2nd man, “I have found that if you stick.