I began to silently fight the restraints and let my mind run free. Soon I was back asleep with soggy bloomers and a very satisfied smile on my face. M...om woke me at six, and suddenly sniffed something. I blushed, but was unable to prevent her from lifting the covers and my nightgown. Instead of disapproving, she chuckled, and told me to wash up before dressing. I nodded vigorously. She left me cuffed, and propelled me towards the bathroom. It took some maneuvering, but I soon had taken care of. A: An atheist with children.A: Just a Quaker with Attention Deficit Disorder.A: Someone who approaches every question with an open mouth.A: Unitarian means one, and Universalist means everything, so a UU is someone who believes in one of everything.Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud-wrestling a pig: Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.A Unitarian Universalist died, and to his surprise discovered that there was indeed an afterlife. The angel in charge of these things told. “We’d love that. Wendy, you’re welcome in our home anytime you like,” Karen offered. “Are you sure you’re okay to drive home because Dan can drive you home and I can follow.”“I’m fine, you two wore off the wine in me,” she smiled.“Can I call you after Trisha has come over on Wednesday?”“Sure you can,” Karen smiled.“You can come over if you like, to get your bra,” he smiled, putting it in a drawer with the other bras they have collected over the years.Wendy redressed while Dan and Karen put on. I'm a druggie looking for my next crack fix.Fuck.I probably look exactly like any of those. I wouldn't stop for me either.Hey, you know what's really freakin' hilarious? Get this: I'm more dangerous than any of them put together. So how come I'm left walking the side of the road in a dirty trench coat, three days of growth on my face, in need of a shower and a meal, trying to thumb a ride from anyone that's dumb enough to stop for me?Because either they didn't finish the programming, or I'm.