‘She’s great dad, you are going to love her. I’m bringing her home with me at Christmas.’ I turned the phone over to my wife Jenny and she spe...nt the next twenty minutes pumping David for information. For the next two weeks Jenny hustled and bustled about making plans and arrangements for the coming visit of her new daughter in law. The day of David’s arrival came and Jenny made a trip to the front window every fifteen minutes to look outside. I was in the basement drawing up plans to make it a. On the other hand, flying wouldn’t have saved any time. Between showing up two hours early for security check-ins, boarding delays, picking up luggage, renting a car, and then driving at least another hour to Springwater, it would have taken just as long and cost three times as much. They were all tired and getting a bit cranky.Any further thoughts were interrupted by the voice from the GPS telling them to turn off the highway at the next exit. “Take a right when we get to the end of the ramp.. Silly ass. She was worried because she WANTED you to 'cop a feel'. She's afraid she wouldn't be able to stop. That goes to show how much you know about girls. Andy told me that some guy trapped her in an empty hallway once, she let him kiss her and when he grabbed her boob, she flooded her panties. She's afraid she'll turn into a nympho." Heh ... go figure! I was sure she didn't like me." Phffft, and you call ME egotistical, farmboy. It's not that she likes you, though she does, it's that she's. "Stick out your arm." I said. "What?" Where's the only place where a girl should have hair?" "Her head," Liz replied instantly. "Well, your arms count too you know," I said. Liz nodded in approval as I spread shaving foam all over her arms and shaved off their thin covering of hair. Once I was done, they looked just as sleek and shiny as her legs. "Alright," I said. "You're not gonna like this, but I'm gonna need you to get down on all fours." "Oh good," she said cheerfully, "I was hoping you.