I know it sounds strange, but it’s true.”Beth asked, “How does John act?”Shirley laughed at the question. She answered, “He’s completely o...blivious. The other day a woman was really coming on to him in the bar. She was telling him how lonely she was and how much she would like to have a good man in her life. He was telling her how she could find one.”Ling giggled as she concurred, “Sounds like him.”“Neither one of them has a clue.”Mary added, “Karla has had a crush on him forever. She’s dating. . that would make her your great-grandmother, wouldn't it?" I asked Chandra once we cleared the property."Ninety-two, Milord." She replied in that quiet respectful tone that she used with her great grandmother."Thank you, Chandra." I left it at that and returned to Miss Lori's.When we got back I informed Miss Lori that I would be moving tomorrow, I praised her hospitality and thanked her profusely. I was comfortable here and didn't want to go, but staying felt wrong.Since I didn't have much to. "Just wait till our first anniversary and we get to, 'C' for cuffs," I joked back."Oh now wait a minute, we'll have to talk about that one," he said laughing. "As soon as we catch our breath we need to hit the shower." Oooh, that sounds like fun," I said playfully, "do I get to clean Bobby Jr.?"He laughed; "Any time you want," my darling.When I first knew we would only have a week for our honeymoon I was disappointed, but to tell you the truth, I don't think Bobby would have survived a second. You are handed your material from journalists and photographers, and you put it up on your website. Usually the stories have to do with what Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for now, or which poor idiot got lured in by Taylor Swift, but more often than not your stories have to do with which celebrity showcased her boobs in someway.So really when you think about your job itself isn"t that bad, it is the effects it has had on you. Day after day you write about all these gorgeous women, and so when.