-Phyllis DillerBurt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.-Phyllis DillerWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job... the next day.-Phyllis DillerThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.-Phyllis DillerHis finest hour lasted a minute and a half.-Phyllis DillerOld age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.-Phyllis DillerMy photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.-Phyllis DillerI admit, I. My cousin had a boner and I was getting a good look at the outline of it. I felt his hands on my shoulders then he gripped my blouse and pulled it down until it was bunched across my back and jammed at my elbows.Knowing full well that we were standing at some boundary that relatives shouldn’t cross, I stepped over the line. I straightened my arms so Nate could pull the blouse off. When it was a heap on the floor next to me I scrambled off him and stood over his prone body. The open flap of his. For now, enjoy.Farhan now placed his hard dick on her dry asshole and started rubbing it.Shreya – Please use some lotion. It will not go in.Shreya said in a pleading way trying to free herself but she was totally trapped. Farhan now placed a pillow below her stomach so her ass was up in the air.Farhan – Trust me darling, it will go in.Saying this, Farhan entered her ass with a huge grunt and his big red dick head went in leaving Shreya in pain.“Aaahhhh fuuccckkk pleeaasssee takeee iiitt. Sara was wearing a white woolen sweater and blue jeans and she looked radiant. I sat next to Greg and we all chatted for a while. Greg was easy to get along with, he had a great personality and the more we talked, the more relaxed I became. Sara announced that she was going to the bathroom and put her glass on the coffee table. It was at that moment that Sara had decided to show Greg that Doug was more than just our house guest. She turned to Doug and gave him a kiss on his lips. Doug slapped.