"A golf gun! What is a golf gun?" I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'Joe: 'Really?'Moe: 'Yeah.... Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery, ' he answered.'What did he say, ' asked the nurse.'Oops!'While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a. ”“You decided not to get back together with Melody?”“I don’t plan to date anyone seriously, at least not anytime soon. And Melody and I have what amount to irreconcilable differences.”“Well, if you want my opinion...”“No!” I interrupted, speaking firmly. “No opinions on my love life.”“Michael,” Mom said firmly.She didn’t use Russian, or three names, or even my middle name, so it was a very mild rebuke.“Right now I’m not doing ANYTHING other than focusing on school, spending time with my. ....I promise!” Corey said.He put his mouth up to the hole and I kissed him even though it was so awkward. The hole got plugged and I went to bed savoring the pungent taste of his semen in my mouth.From then on every night at 10:30 he would put his cock through the hole and I would suck him off while playing with my twat. I was getting to the point of wanting to see what it would feel like in my pussy......so one night I found out.That night he put his hard cock through the hole and I started. I still have a place in my heart for you but you need to promise me you will try to change your ways .I then told her to go clean up and we will go out for dinner..Then I said that I was sorry for the names I called her. In the car I said “you probably didn’t know that my mom and dad had a rough spot in their marriage and after you left she told me all about it”.I rubbed her leg”She had an affair and my dad found out about it,he said nothing until she confessed a month later. My mom told me.