But it had been abandoned long before I came to town.Once a month there was an assembly of county craftsman and peddlers. It was that weekend, so I wa...s taking advantage of it. Summer was coming according to the calendar, so I started to think about what I would do with my off duty hours. I was interested in a hobby that was inexpensive and fun. Mary Ellen's gig was both, but it was dangerous and not something I could do on a moment's notice.I had no idea I had an interest in fishing until I met. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement... ! That’s when I thought “Wait a f’ing minute...”In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your washing.We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that. I wiped my face with the towel and went into the bathroom to clean up. They were laughing and applauding! But there was more! When I finished in the bathroom, I looked around and my clothes weren't there. I put the towel around my waist and came out and asked where'd my clothes go? Not only did I want my clothes but my keys were in the pockets. They had taken my clothes/keys and went out on the balcony and tossed them onto my balcony, which was next door. Next step, they called the cute girl. She was riding on me and moaning like aaahhhh ahhh hmmmm. Whole room was filled up with thapak thapak sounds and her moans.Then I took command and had missionary style. She is shouting with heavy moans like fuck…. Fuck…… fuckkk ….. Aaaa Aaaha Ahhh ah ah ah ah mmmm yes yeah yeah a yeah’ All this was making me really more. She said to fuck even more wildly. I increased my speed and giving strokes vigorously. Finally we explode and both of us became tired.We then rested side by side on the bed and.