.''Hmmm,' she contemplated quielty.'And another thing, we have so many weird things in common and now it transpires we're both pansexual; we'd just ha...ve something else to add to our weird list of mutual facts!''Would you really though?' Charlie asked, uncertainly.'Hell yeah, always wanted to do it with a taller woman,' I said with a humouring wink.I'll never forget that pause between us before Charlie gave me a look that said 'why the hell not?' and began pulling all her own clothes off.. . and would it also be possible to have separate rooms – it’s already complicated enough as it is?”Mélanie checked the reservations board. “Yes, we can do that. You’re lucky that you came this week-end; next week-end, we’re full up – a group from Manitoba wanted to celebrate the first of July in Quebec.”In the meanwhile, a man of about twenty-two came in from outside, a sports bag in each hand. Coming up to the counter, he let both bags drop to the ground.“Good evening,” said Mélanie. “Paul. The girl screeched as I stood, tripped the bearded fellow, drew my bayonet and fell on him, holding the tip of the blade at his Adam's apple. Then, much to my surprise, the girl jumped on my back and clawed at my face, and the man beneath me took the opportunity to get both hands on my right wrist and twist himself free. I shook the girl off and was up on one knee when a loud voice yelled, "Hold it, don't move!"The inn-keeper stood facing me, spraddled legged, a big-bore shotgun in his hands. I want you to let that fuck you," said Renee motioning to the Luaki Tree which stood behind them."You're crazy!" said Emily, turning back to Martin. "She 's crazy as a loon!"Martin tried to respond but choked on the words and again turned away."I will make you a straight business proposition," said Renee. "Kiss me and allow the tentacles on that tree to take your virginity and I will pay you one million dollars. Do that and the cash is yours and you will be returned to your home unharmed," she.