A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”“No this is a bar and we don’t serve ducks, now get out of here.”Next day the duck comes ...back, “Got any grapes?”“No, I do not and if you come here again, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor.”Next day the duck comes back again and asks, “Got any nails?”“No.”“Got any grapes?”Everyone’s BuddyAt a wedding reception I recently attended, the best man announced, “All the married men, please stand next to the person who has made your life worth. Jerry, enjoying a new uninhibited Angela, not knowing why the sudden change, enjoyed her to the full in every way. He initiated the young girl into the learning curve of sexuality at its best and, if he was not busy orally between her tender young thighs, he was enjoying the satisfaction of having showed Angela the rudiments of deep quality oral stimulation and penetration, such as she’d never encountered with her former boy friend.When Jerry had her, he had her full circle, and afterwards they. Hum pehli baar ek doosre ko itni kareeb se dekh rhe the or pehle baar ek doosre ko choone waale the.Mene unhe bethne ke liye kaha or under jaakr ek glass cold drink le aaya or unke liye ek chocolate laaya to unhone ek byte khaae or mujhe bhi bola khaane ke liye to me usi chocolate me se ek byte lene lga lekin unhone kaha waha se nhi unke muh se khaao.Me samajh gya ki yehi se starting krni hogi me unke lips ke pass apne lips le gya or unke lips pr jo chocolate lgi thi use choosne lgaFir humne sb. It was nice and fleshy, but also firm. Then getting both arms around her again, I moved to a higher level and let my hands go to the bottom of her blouse and feel her firm breasts. I massaged her boobies and felt the tips to squeeze the nipples. I got her to sit on her table and lie back. Without further ado, I hiked up her sari. She had shapely legs and nice chunky thighs – lots of meat there. She wore a nice pair of grey cotton panties. I kissed the inside of her thighs and let my tongue go.