Me: sorry. Parents? Nora: looks like divorce. She apparently didnt stop after i was born. Me: wow, i wish i could help Nora: its ok, not your fault.... Me: still id like to help somehow, at least be a shoulder. Nora: thnx i need one. The conversation ended and I went about my day until I slipped into a cat nap on my couch, awoken hours later by my phone buzzing. It was a text from Nora. Nora: that shoulder still available? Me: yeah. Need it? Nora: yeah omw The doorbell rang while I was. Zekes. You want to kill some more, right?"She nodded and hugged me and kissed me, hard. I picked her up and she wrapped her legs around me and all my gear."I need you to fuck me, Michael. Seriously. Aunt Flo leaves town in a couple days." You make sure it's all clear and I'll eat your cunt till you beg me to stop." That's not gonna happen! You'll be licking pussy for days then." Whatever it takes"We kissed some more, she finally slid down to the ground.I parked the Unimog in its spot and tidied. ." He then realized his height. He looked behind him and saw a lizard tail. Felt his face and felt tusks.He screamed.After a few minutes of screaming. he heard a voice sound out as something rose from his shadow. "ARGG! Will you PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!" The flat creature said."Serious. If all you know is how to scream. Then I may of picked the wrong guy to be my avatar!" The shadow said, causing the boar to scream again before the shadow wrapped it's body around his snout shutting him up.. “Hmmm, then I guess he can call up a Druid for a little help.”“Where’s the map?”“There’s a big black case next to me. It’s got a lot of maps in it. You’ll have to look through it.”Betsy found the bag he described. It took her a few minutes to locate the map that covered the coordinates she’d gotten from her cell phone. She looked over the map carefully.“It’s not too bad,” Betsy said.“What do you mean?”Betsy said, “There’s a highway about twenty-five miles south of us. The nearest town appears.