”“Will, it’s Michelle, Michelle Jones,” the person on the line said. “What’s all this that’s going on with you, I’ve got Mary Haggerty... sitting at my desk, bawling her eyes out. You owe me an explanation, buddy! And yes, she told me something about Lori leaving you; I guess you couldn’t be bothered to let me know something as huge in your life as that? What’s got into you?”I told Michelle that yes, Lori had dumped me to take a fancy job overseas, and she sprung it on me the day after my. I went to one of the drink houses that catered to a variety of clients. I ordered my product and was told they were sold out. I drank beer. If there was one thing I had learned it was to know who made the homemade liquor I drank.I had a couple of beers danced a little and welcomed in the New Year at midnight, then I went home. I went right to sleep and actually sleep very well.A few days later I picked up the local Bi weekly newspaper to read over breakfast. I found that the adult education. “What are those brass things on the end of the machine for?” asked Demelza.“Those! Those are my brilliant idea,” said Ebenizer. “Two brass balls, filled with cream; to be released through the prick of steel when the machine is ready.”“Really!” said Demelza.“You wait and see. It’s magnificent.”With a little trepidation, Demelza nodded. Ebeziner pulled the machine a little closer until the prick of steel was positioned against Demelza’s wide open cunt; the cold bulbous head already hidden by her. “In honor of your birthday I have decided that this weekend we will finally take our relationship to the last level.” I was shocked beyond belief; I had been waiting for this moment for the longest time. I would no longer be a virgin after this weekend was over. We talked until 2:30 before she said she was going to sleep to try and get this week over with so we could have our special weekend. My birthday came with the pomp and circumstance that came with the usual birthday around my house. I.