They rush delivery, for a price. Now put on your dress."I put on the stupid dress, with the stupid skirt floating out over my stupid petticoat. Batman... gave me some comfortable slippers to wear. Then he put a blonde wig on me, and started putting a light coating of lipstick on my lips and mascara on my eyelashes. I felt numb. I couldn't believe he was doing this to me. I couldn't believe I was letting him. But whatever he did, he did with the same grim, determined expression.The only cool part. Gone just 25minutes, she had no idea what she would walk in on. Itwould very likely be a room full of joking men teasingMelissa about backing out on her bet. She made her way tothe front door as coolly as she could manage, gingerlyputting her key in the lock and pushing open the door.The room was rather quiet; slowly she peaked around thedoor.“Are you decent?” She joked, somewhat half-heartedly.Melissa jerked upright, covering herself, “No!” shenearly shouted.Sheila was. "Well, let me start out by saying that when I called in your charming sisters request, the Air Force said, 'Absolutely and unequivocally not happening. We've been selling them to every half-baked second and third world country and they're snapping them up like eating salted peanuts by the handful.'"So we asked the Navy and they wanted their SNJ back, which, as I have explained already, is in Lake Erie. The Navy was not happy ... but ... they said they did have five of a batch of thirty 1948. "God I am so sick of this...let's give up on inventoryand do something else, honey..." Selma lookedadoringly at her father, who she loved and worshipped, despite his having been21 years of disappointment. Being left to grow up in orphanages and foster homeswhile Daddy and Mommy shot dope and went to prison was bad, but he NEEDSme so much now! And he feels so bad that my husband O.D'd....but now he'staking care of me...we're working together...whee! Selma smiledadoringly at Soapy "Well we do.