It was what I was wearing that caused this reaction. When I'd picked the clothes I knew there was a chance that they were meant for wearing to a funer...al. The trousers, shirt and short coat were all black, with subtle silver stitching the only highlight. It was as far away as possible from the brightly coloured outfits everyone else was wearing.The footman led me to the place immediately to the right of the throne-chair. He held the chair until I went to sit and then pushed it in behind me.The. “We could use it anywhere. Nobody needs ever know,” I said, conspiratorially.“Oh, like that’s gonna happen. What happens if someone discovers our little secret and we get caught?” She argued back.A few yards along the road we found a café and stopped for lunch. We ordered some food and a bottle of Chardonnay. I discreetly examined the egg in more detail, as Laura poured the wine.“Look, the batteries are fully charged. Let’s give it a try.” I said, pressing the on button to check out the noise. Finally I plucked up enough courage to ask which ones she enjoyed the most, and why was I not shocked when she said she had tried them all.We both laughed, not loudly, she was enjoying my obvious embarrassment, totally at ease discussing sex, it was Ok with my friends, my sister for Christs sake, but my fucking teenage daughter, I was embarrassed, confused, and losing this encounter, but there was something equally charming, in the honesty and the beauty, her needs and desires, she certainly. ”“True. And it’s not like it would be torture to be married to you!”“Gee, thanks,” I replied sarcastically.“Oh, stop!” she said with a soft laugh. “What I said before is true, but as you say, it is not impossible, just unlikely.”We arrived back at Doctor Blahnik’s house to find Sandy waiting for us, along with José and Rebekah, and Sophia, Robby, and Lee. Glenda arrived a few minutes later and she and Clarissa moved away from the rest of us to talk.“What do you think, Mishka?” Tasha asked in.