At that moment, Peter bursts through the wall of the kitchen, covered in Red paint, shirtless, and drunk off his rocker.“OH YEAH!!!” He yells, bef...ore falling down and shattering the kitchen table. Brian walks into the room and sees Peter lying face down on the ground, unconscious.“Peter’s the stunt man for Kool-Aid’s TV Movie again?” He asks.Later that night…Peter, feeling sober, lies in his bed with Lois right beside her. Her mood has not improved since earlier today. “Peter, our son is. Tony, Nancy and Kendra showed up and I introduced them to everyone. It turned out that they were younger than I thought. They all went to college at Columbia University in New York City. If it weren’t for football, it was one of the schools that would be on my list to check out. Besides being an Ivy League school, it was in the heart of the city. Certainly a single guy could have a lot of fun there.Miranda was happy to see them. I figured out my friends were all intimidated by her and hadn’t. I moan quietly, starting to come awake as your hands slide down over both of my asscheeks, gripping and kneading them gently. The soft denim of my tight jeans and the pink thong underneath keep you from feeling the full affect of my ass beneath them. Still fast asleep, I roll over onto my back, my hair tumbling down my shoulders and partially hiding my face.My brown Aeropostale polo and the green cami beneath slide up my taut stomach, revealing my soft flesh to your appraising eyes. The buttons. I just want to tell you what to expect. You used to terrorize me. You always scared my sisters. You always used my mother like a weapon against the entire family. But all that’s ok old man. because as I speak my mom thinks I am up here making my peace with you. Yes, she’s here. Waiting. She’s down in the lobby with one of her Reader’s Digest condensed books in her hand. And for the first time since you came here she feels good old man. She thinks I am up here telling you I love you, I look up.