Growing up in Southern California, exposed to the hippy culture of the 70's, I suppose our morals would be considered very liberal. As such, we did no...t miss much, sex and d**gs were just a part of the life we led. My c***dren today might know some of this, but for the most part, are unaware of most of it, as they were too young to remember, I hope.Weekends started Friday nights as soon as the 9 to 5 business was complete and it was party time until Sunday night, with Monday starting the. 3 How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?Put a nipple on it.4 Why do women fake orgasms?Because they think men care.5 If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what haveyou done wrong?Made her chain too long.6 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probablynever be able to support you.7 Why do women have smaller feet than men?It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand. If you promise you can do that, I’ll worry less, and we can have our fun. Can you do that?”“Yes…” Lexi said with a shy smile, and she wrapped her arms around my neck. “I probably won’t, though… I like to feel you go all rough on me…”“Really?” I asked while taking my hard on in hand and unceremoniously pushing it back inside of her. Although it went in much easier, Lexi, with her face right in front of mine, closed her eyes and opened her mouth in an O shape, screaming without making a. Get on all fours." With a nod, Andrew got off hismothers monster dick and happily slid onto the ground. With an unnaturalflexibility he got into a sort of yoga pose that raised his anus as highinto the air as he could. His dick still flopped around, leaking cum allover the floor. Jane rose to her feet, her ass and tits shaking withevery movement while her dick was as hard as could be. She pressed hertip against her son's anus."Go on, ma, get it in!" He leaned back a bit, his mothers front.