"Hey, hey. None of this makes any sen..."Wendy's eyes had grown very large. She wrapped her arms around my brother and kissed him passionately on the ...lips. The other two didn't seem to register the total redness on their cheeks. They clutched their intended booty with equal desire.About one hundred students turned to witness the first four-way of fully clothed sex, never imagined. Three women, right before my very eyes were hunching and rubbing their privates all over my brother. Rodney tried. “I know just the place,” he whispered in her ear. “Get in.” Reversing places, he helped her into the passenger seat, closed her door, and strode around to enter the driver’s side. Starting the car, he looked into her eyes and smiled. “My treat this time, Love,” he said. It didn’t take long before they arrived. They strode in the door, hand in hand like lovers. It was early in the morning and they were hungry for food and fun. While appearing to be just a hole in the wall restaurant, they had. I nodded at the audience and gave Michelle a last smile before I walked off stage. Professor Smith hugged me tightly and kissed my cheeks hard."God! You are so fucking beautiful!" she whispered into my ear.I knew it wasn't me though. I couldn't help smile, when I was near Michelle.The details don't matter, not to me.Samantha Jones was envious of the few minutes that I raised Michelle above her, and even worse because the Winter Recital was such a major social event that I had done it in front. ’‘Me neither doc, ‘ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.’An old woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’The old woman says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:1. The DNA all matches.2. There are no dental.