I didn't know what to say to her! Finally I just pulled over and shut off the engine. As I turned sideways in my seat facing her, I blurted out, "I ju...st recently broke up with my girl too. Well she left me, but I still feel like a fucking failure, because I couldn't make my things work out." Then I said, "I'm not in the habit of picking up women in bars. To be honest, I've never been real good at the dating scene." I thought for a moment, then I admitted honestly, "But when I saw you sitting. I didn’t really care very much and went to sleep (of course, after fucking her.)After about two weeks, Avni’s phone rang but she was in the bathroom. Seeing the same unknown number on the caller ID, I picked up the phone and answered it. For a brief amount of time, no one on the other line said anything, and then the person dis-connected the phone. I felt awkward and re-dialed the same number. The person on the other line didn’t pick up the phone this time. I was perplexed to see this behavior. Mom told me to wake you up. Why else would I be in here?” Sara said in a sassy tone, knowing full well it would irritate me as she left my room. “Yeah fuck you fat ass” I said quietly because I knew she would kick my ass if she heard me.I got dress and went down stairs, and to my surprise my childhood friend Ashley was at the table eating. “Oh look who finally woke up it’s the star of the show toothpick!” Ashley said while stuffing her face with pancakes. “Shouldn’t you be over at your own. Never had a lick of trouble over periods. What would I need ovulation control for?” I pondered a minute, counted days in my head and didn’t like the result ... so I counted on my fingers. Same damn result. “Feel my forehead,” I requested.He did. “You’re warm.”“Shit!”“What?”“Exactly halfway between periods.”“I wasn’t planning on being a Daddy,” he said.“I wasn’t planning on being a mom,” I said. “How many times?”“What?”“Did I surrender to your manly charm?”“I don’t know ... six or seven...” he.