When we got to my room Ginger closed the door behind her and I saw her lock the door. I picked up a few things and put them away then Ginger and I put... fresh sheets on the bed. I wasn't very good at making up the bed and Ginger came around to my side to help. She said "Sometimes it's hard to get these on just right, they can be stiff and need a little extra tugging." and laughed quietly. As we finished making the bed we turned and wound up bumping into each other and she started to lose her. It was hard to keep his hands away from her, but who was going to see them in the darkened Movie Theater? She was relaxed against him, her legs spread apart in her seat, with her right one still resting across his lap. His hand continued caressing her thigh, while he nibbled and kissed her neck, lightly kissing her earlobe, then moving down to her shoulder, then back up towards her neck and ears. She was getting aroused, he could tell by her pressing her leg against his, and by her rising hips. I'd be telling a lie if I said I didn't fantasize about having sex with her sometimes when I was enjoying a good wank but I wasn't obsessed with her. I mean I fantasize about lots of girls. I didn't think my penis was anything spectacular but a couple of guys had made remarks about its length in the school locker room. I remember one guy commented that he didn't think Europeans were circumcised. I explained that, since my mom and dad were practicing Jews, it was a required religious rite.After. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'--Jack, 7 yearsThis is also compliements of chuckLittle Johnny is always a real "piece of work"The Polite Way to PeeDuring one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael.