Fir mom ne muje sb kush bta diya or muje hugg karke roone lge maine naa chahte hue phli warr apni maa ke boobs ko mehsoos kiya ..ooooh kiya garm garm ...the.. agle din dadjob pr chle gae..main v bhar jane wala tha ki mom ne muje ghar par rhne ko kaha mom bht khus the or unho ne muje ankh v mari par main nhi samaj ska..jb dad chle gae to mom mere pas aye thodi idar udar ki batten karne k wad mom ne muje kaha k tuhari koi girlfriend ha kya maine kaha nhi fir unnho ne muje kaha k kbhi tumne sex kiya. Our conspiracy drew us even closer than before and we loved each other in a sisterly way as we do to this day. One night, a candle burning between us, a joint and a glass each, I said, “Lill?” “Yes, fart-face?” “I want to tell you something.” “What’s that?” “I’m gay.” “Well, of course you are, you twat.” And that was that, I had come out to someone. She never told a soul while we a school and only later did she tell anyone if she was matchmaking, her main aim in life. I went to a drama school. What used to be called a girdle. I can hardly breathe in it." Well, take it off. What's wrong with a few curves?" It's more than a few." You're in great shape, honey." For my age? Is that what you meant?" Did not." Well, I'm not one of those twentysomethings at your office. They're not big enough to cast a shadow." Mere slips of things. They live on bottled water and salad." Was I ever that thin?"He laughs. "Did I ever have a full head of hair?" Here's proof." She picks up a framed wedding. We had several possibilities, and Tina began corresponding with a few. One guy who at first didn't seem a good match kept making the final cut. Frank was a well-known attorney in his mid-40s who looked much younger except for slightly graying temples. He looked to be in great shape. He explained that he was happy with his wife of nearly 20 years except for a lackluster sex life—kids, work and a hectic social schedule left her with little interest.After reviewing all the finalists, Tina decided.