Over the next hour and a half there is no way to describe what happened except to say that my mom and I proceeded to get shitfaced together. We were l...aughing, and joking and telling funny family stories until we almost wet ourselves. We would calm down a bit then mom would start talking about the last family fishing trip we went on and do her impression of dad falling out of the boat while trying to real in a bass. Then we would start laughing all over again. Thinking about dad, I asked my mom. His eyes stayed locked on hers to comfort her and to let her know that he was in charge. Ronnie gently held her by the hand, and motioned to her to follow him as he walked her towards the bathroom. Without wasting any time he turned the water on in the shower adjusting its temperature, and she got in following his order. Ronnie knew that Tessa has never had an orgasm and decided that this was going to change that night. "Tessa, get under the water and relax, go to a happy place and enjoy. My eyes traveled down her abs until my eyes met a thick large almost horse-like cock. She has a cock? I thought she was female…She takes a step forward. “Please! Don’t kill me…” I plead. “I’ll do anything.” “Hmmm, I don’t think I will kill you…” she says, licking her lips. “You… You speak English?” I stutter. “That should be highly improbable. Not even half the population speaks English. What are the odds that an alien from outer space could speak it?” “I do now, thanks to that filthy human,”. " I love fucking you, too." Was having sex the surprise?" Yes, but when I felt how big you are I became frightened. It's been so long, and I didn't know if I could take it." Does that mean you knew it was going to happen tonight? You had this planned?" Brian, are you that dense? I changed your sheets yesterday." Ah, so that's like a sign. When I find that you've changed my sheets I'll know that we're going to have sex." Not necessarily. I may not always change your sheets. I may just move us to.