It was a main part of my games that everybody loved. And it kept a game master on their toes because it could completely derail a planned adventure fr...om what was written and scripted into a three day long adventure to solve something random that just happened (in one case it was rescuing a cousin of one of the characters from a slave gang).Chapter 10Yes, the “gold strike” up in the hills (along with the hyper inflated prices of any gold prospecting equipment) was something I had used many times. " Without another word, Ally headed over to the dining commons. She was pleased to see the breakfast that awaited-French toast sticks, eggs, sausage links, and an assortment of strawberries, grapes, and bananas. Ally took a smidge of everything and made her way to the dining area. Without giving it much thought, she found herself heading for the spot Barclay and his buddies frequented most-a sunny corner at the front end of the room.Barclay's friends were just saying their good-byes, complete. . You look like an asshole.'Police Report!!!!!Husband:My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Color of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.Sergeant:Color of hair?Husband:Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.Sergeant:What was she. ..1. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation.