She then began rocking her fist left and right with the same force of her palm, she then looked at me with this big smile and asked, If you let me pun...ch your balls trapped like this you don't have to tip me for today and the next visit will be on me? I was shocked, she then looked down at her fist on my balls and began the punching motion, her fist coming down slowly square on both my balls asking me if we had a deal? All I could say is WHY? She told me that she always wanted to do it to a. There was a sign that said, “Help wanted. Dairy farm. Room, board, and money to be negotiated.”I had a gut feeling that I would find my answer there. I removed the sign and went into to the girl behind the counter and asked her if she knew if the job might still be available. She graciously called the number on the sign, found out that the job was still available, and then she gave me directions as to how to get there. It was just a few miles out of town.When I pulled into the driveway a woman. Holy shit. I'm getting wet all over again. "Don't worry; Ashley is rather on the nice side. You two will love each other. She is dying to meet you," he said. And I am dying to fuck you, I thought. My jealousy soon went away, and we were again cruising along the highway. By the time we arrived at his home, I was fast asleep.------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next morning, I was awakened by the sound of water being turned on. I sat up, and was amazed by. No one asked, so I kept my mouth shut and mingled.I wandered from conversation to beer chugging contest to wet t-shirt contest and back to a different conversation with out incident, a water glass full of vodka in my hand. It was my first time drinking hard liquor (I'd had beer in high school) and it turns out I like the taste of vodka with cracked pepper in it.So there I stood, sipping my ten ounces of peppered vodka and listening to two college seniors discussing the relative merits of.