He winked at me and said: I hope you mean it when you say that today I get whatever I want.I smiled back at him and said: "Of course I meant it! Today... is your day, you name it, you got it!He replied with: Get out the kinky porn gramps, I want to see just how kinky your porn is!I smiled, and said: Grab a beer and make yourself comfortable in the living room, I'll be right back!As my sexy grandson turned to go to the fridge for a beer, I walked into my bedroom to get the kinky porn. My heart was. “This plant looks like a dick wearing a skirt made of giant banana peels.” I giggle as I kneel before the specimen. Now I begin snapping some pictures on my iPhone. “What should I name you?” Since it looks like a plant from the arum genus with an inverted spathe, decide I’ll call it a skirted arum. Or maybe I’ll call it Priapos Euphallus—a true phallus. That, as opposed to the Amorphophallus, or the misshapen phallus.There is nothing misshapen about this beautiful flower’s spadix. It looks more. “You forgot your, ahh,” Liz said, privately cringing at herself. “Your shoe, in my office.”She could almost see the shocked face that the girl on the other line had. She didn’t forget her shoe, she threw it, straight at her face, and then walked out without it. She would give anything to know what the Ally was thinking now.“I did?” Ally said. “I can swing by your office tomorrow; I can take it from you then.”“That could work,” Liz said. “Or, I can…are you home now.” She said, already thinking. Now I was feeling jealous to my uncle’s luck. I can bet that no lady or girl in that party could stand against her. She was enjoying the party and I was enjoying the pleasure of watching her.We returned at 10:00 pm from the party. The baby had slept till then. I came to my room and changed my clothes. Then I went in the bed. At 10:30 my door was knocked. I said “Yes! Come in.” and she came in. She hasn’t changed dress. She was looking extremely sexy. She asked me to give her a company at.