What are you looking for?”“We are both students, transferring to the University of Oregon, Portland Campus. We don’t want to live near the campu...s, actually,” Rich said.“So, in other words, you don’t want to enjoy the college style, because you want to just take your classes and go home to peace and quiet every day, is that it?” I said.“ ... Uh, how did you figure that out?” Lily asked.“I graduated from there less than a month ago, when I moved back home to see my parents and my girlfriend again. Actually, that was the best part of all because now I knew I had lose control of the situation and that he was going to give it to me good and probably all the way in unable to constrain his need to spurt his seeds deep inside. When I thought about seeds, I remembered we forgot to put on a condom and I saw the unopened pack sitting obscenely on the bed right beside our humping bodies. Well, it was too late then and I just made a mental note to get my best friend Monica's mom to give me one of. “Damn the scoundrel. I shall carry out my threat and cut off his...”Zinnia laid her hand on my arm. “I was somewhat surprised Shelley made such a promise. How many popular books can you name with a joint authorship?”I could not even name a popular book written by any author, and shook my head.“None.”“Exactly, there are none.”“So why make a promise he never intended keeping?”Understanding hit me like a sledgehammer. The ‘rascality’ overheard by Bridey in Marlow was Shelley exacting his price. After I offered to take Bruce up for the papers with me, as she was putting his lead on I slipped the last wrapped up butter portion off my breakfast toast plate and into my bag.”“Jesus,” I replied, “So what was that kept for, bribing him before he fucked you?”“No, way off!” Jenny took a deep breath and went on, “He didn’t do anything much to be honest, there’s not a whole lot to even tell you. I just wanted to see how I’d feel about it on my own and stone sober instead of half pissed. That.