If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.A magician ...was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is. She had finished undoing my shirt then pulled the tails of it out of my waist band and in moments I was completely bare chested. I lifted her open blouse away from her bra then put my hands over the mounds. As I was feeling her breasts she reached behind and unclasped the restrictive garment. It fell away with the blouse and I got to touch her bared body. She let me squeeze them for a couple of moments then pushed the shirt off my arms. She put her arms around my body, pulled me close and. “yes,” came a relieved reply.I opened the passenger side door and sat down next to the man who would become my teacher. I fastened my seatbelt and he began to drive. We made introductions and engaged in some small talk until we reached a house in a nice part of town. When we pulled up he looked into the driveway and complained that someone was there. So we continued to drive and talk. I was very nervous but the thought that this strange man would not be sucking my cock relaxed me. So we. At the pond’s edge sat a large garage and a beautiful willow tree hung over the water. It seemed like 100 kids were screaming and splashing in the water. The adults were all animated and very friendly. It may have something to do with the beer tap that was at the side of the garage. I got through all the necessary introductions with the help of more than a few of those beers. I was glad that we had already agreed to the lie we would tell as to how we met. Understandably, she did not want to.