Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulde...rs. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht. Sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I. “Oh, I, uh, yeah,” Paula answered. “I mean, glad to meet you, um, Ms. Takahashi.”“Please, call me Michiko. I’m not calling you Mr. Macon and Ms. Akron, after all.”“It is SO COOL to meet you, Michiko!” the boy blurted.“Yeah, yeah, this is amazing!” the girl added.Michiko gave an all-too-childlike giggle.“Well I’ll do my best to be cool and amazing,” she promised, looking at them again. “Two different last names; you’re not boy-girl twins, like I was thinking?”“Paula’s my girlfriend,” Paul. Yogi Bear. Cute. He’s a yoga master, so he is known as a Yogi. It’s a title, you know, a sign of respect.”“Yes, I know what a title is,” I replied, then went on, giving her my very best attempt at a Yogi Bear accent, “Whatever you say Boo-Boo.”She rolled her eyes and shook her head. I couldn’t help myself. I figured I’d worn out the Yogi Bear jokes, so I shifted my humor to the only other Yogi I knew.“You know,” I said with a smirk, “when you’re in your class, you can observe a lot just by. Since mom wanted desprately to play around with us, she heartily agreed.When daddy got back home, I was safe, first.It was a little awkward, at the outset. We discovered that our father had kept track of out fertility from the moment he discovered that we played around.He knew it was my safe time, so he concentrated on Glen, who fended him off until my period finished.Now that daddy couldn't gain the obvious clue, Glen and I not only had to switch sleeping locations, but we had to share little.