Calvin Coolidge was in theWhite House, Eddie Cantor was running hot with “Bye ByeBlackbird,” A.A. Milne had just published Winnie-the-Pooh...,” while the average US home would set you backaround $6,800 and you could pick up a used Chryslerroadster for seventy-five bucks. Fidel Castro and ChuckBerry were born that year too – just in case you have aninterest in such trivia.But to get back to what I was saying ‘ it really wasChristmas Eve. Now, for those readers who have. It was almost dark by then—twilight had descended. The quiet peaceful darkness finally enveloped the two of us, as we sat with our legs dangling over the edge of the old dilapidated bridge.Our quiet voices were just a murmur as we mostly talked about Aunt Jeannie's husband who was away in the Navy. Like so many Navy wives, my Aunt Jeannie was lonely.Uncle Keith had joined the Navy with his best friend, Daniel. They ended up with both of them assigned to the same ship. Friends since High School,. When it flicked on they were both standing there smiling down at me. He was naked and pointing at her with his rigid member. She was stripped to the waist and simply looked exotic.Then she started to dance and like a harem girl she rotated her hips from side to side while lifting her hands above her head or moving them out wide to her man. Hers eyes went from him to me and back but his eyes were not leaving her as she undulated and moved more seductively than any dream I had ever imagined! . For eternities he came, pumping in more energy, more holy spirit thanI thought I could contain. Yet still I could hold more, for I had beenshaped to be His perfect vessel."Now," said God as I vibrated in an afterglow more vivid than themovement of all the atoms and all the muons in the universe, "Let ustruly merge."God the Father, the Son, and the Mother stepped together and becamewhat They always had been: one being, perfect and complete. I gazedadoringly at God's clitoris, which was also.