"Some ten years ago sir." he replied."You fool Francis," Mrs Fowler cried."I ah," Francis sought desperately for an answer."You lied that this is an a...ntique ring and lied also that Lady Catherine stole the ring" the Judge suggested."No," he protested uselessly."Enough!" the Judge ordered, "I order that Francis John Hunstanton Fowler and Lady Hermione Desdemona Ruth Fowler be detained securely until this Friday week when they shall be tried for perjury, and that Miss Catherine formerly Lady. I relished my first appointment, be it male or female. My first customer was a younger girl of nineteen. She was a bit bemused by my attire more than anything. My next two appointments were older guys. Here my outfit had more of the desired effect. The second one particularly, a guy of forty nine; I don’t know, he might have been asthmatic but he sure was breathing a little heavy as I shined my light in his eye. I suppose I gave him something for his wank bank. Next up was another young girl. "So what happens now?" asked Jason."We have two choices," replied Cindy. "I'm waiting to see if there are any cancellations. I'm in touch with the cruise line daily. The other choice is to see if anyone is willing to double up. It doesn't look very good. There are only two people with single occupancy. John, one is you and the other is Marie's sister in-law April." What?" I asked. "April is going?" I looked over at Marie and also over at Toni. Neither seemed very happy.Marie said, "When April. " I replied. My sister went on and on about how great the sex was and how she was wasted and high as balls. Most of the drive home, I was completely oblivious as to what she was saying. I would response to her with the occasional "Yeah." "Cool." "Really? Nice.". All I had in mind was Kimberly. When I came home my parents bombarded my sister with questions. It was more like an interrogation so I stepped in and saved my sister from a beating. "Michelle and I were too drunk to drive and we.