"I want you in the shower." she said, more of a command than an invitation, rolling of the bed, grabbing his hand and pulling him to his feet, flashin...g her eyes with lustful intent, skipping with eager enthusiasm across the bedroom floor, heading to the en-suite bathroom, any thoughts of a confrontation with Charles brushed from her mind. The warm stream of water poured from the shower head, splashing her face and soaking her hair, spilling over feminine curves and disappearing between the. ” I tossed my backpack on a chair, hung my jacket over the back and took the big wooden spoon she offered me.“You don’t need to stir it too vigorously, just enough to keep it from burning on the bottom of the pot.”“Right, Mom. I can handle it.”So she goes down the hall to the bathroom and she’s gone for about as long as it takes to pee. When she comes back, instead of relieving me of the spoon, she hugs me from behind, circling her arms around my waist and pressing her boobs against my back.. White sheets, white blanket. White sleeves, running down to her elbows.Gina swallowed. Ouch, that hurt.She had her tonsils removed when she was 10. Swallowing hurt that time, too. She'd woken up in the hospital, and... Wait a minute. That was years ago.Gina had swallowed an entire bottle of aspirin, topping it off with most of a bottle of children's cold medicine. She had then gone back to bed and lay there, waiting for the end. Instead, she became violently ill, puking up her guts all over the. .. ch!”There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up.While they were driving, the driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway.So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest.