Well, what a bleeding surprise! Okay, where are they?"There was a pause while Adona replied."Bloody boat! Those arseholes are terrified of water; what... happens if the boat capsizes or something, are our wives supposed to save your crewmen's lives. You get them back here sharpish, Adona! You've gone too far this time!"Doug listened again; then ranted on. "I've a right to get excited, mate; Rose is my wife! Look, if both of them are not back at the digs within half an hour, they'll be bloody hell. Let me ask you. Have you ever taken it up your ass?Me: No, Father. I've never had anal sex.Priest: Well, bless you my dear c***d. But we must do something about that so that i can absolve you of that mortal sin and be of the greatest service to you.The Priest then went to the vestibule and locked all the doors to the church. Then he led me to the alter.Priest: Bend over the alter, my dear c***d, so that i may commit a mortal sin upon you.Me: But Father, you will be the sinner if you fuck me up. ”Two photos flashed up on the screen behind them. Mug-shot photos of each. While they looked at the pictures Miguel and Michael would be taking off their coats and shirts, leaving them in white “wife-beater” tees, showing off their tattoos complete with gang tags.“This was us before we turned our lives around. If we had kept on the path we walked, we would be dead or in jail by now. We were rivals, so it might have been one of us killing the other. I want you to think about this and ask you. I'm finding Ilove this new idea of being beautiful, attracting men's eyes, knowing howdesirable I am!" Just to prove it, I gave my hair a toss with my head,swirling it around my shoulders, fluffing it out again with my hands. Ihad not yet had a chance to brush it properly, but its soft silkinessstill felt fantastic to me."You'll have to be careful which eyes you attract. Still, you do well tobe content with it. You need not fight against being female, you have manyother lessons to concentrate.