But . . . but now it is hurting so bad. I . . . I tried to get it out, but it hurts too much! I can barely walk, and sitting down and driving over her...e was like torture. ‘Oh, God, Mr. ‘C’, what am I going to do?’ she wailed. Oh. My. God. Was this incredibly beautiful young woman telling me she had a butt plug in her ass and it was stuck? At that moment I was very glad she was looking down and not at my face. As hard as I tried to not let any emotion show she would probably still see a little. Like me, she was also divorced but had been for 15 years. When I remarked that it was uncommon for a woman as attractive as her to remain single so long she put me straight in a hurry. "I don't need a man to take care of me. That's the problem, they all want to smother you and refuse to realize that I am just as capable of taking care of myself as they are. Besides, I'm liberated and like to be free, to do what I want, when I want without having to answer to anyone."That kind of set me back but. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- FredericBastiat, French economist(1801-1850)11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.--Ronald Reagan (1986)12. I don't make jokes.I just watch the government and report the facts.-- Will Rogers13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you. After a while it became a habit. Whenever I walked into a place I saw all of it. They had me start drawing--sketching to put down what I'd seen.The winter before I graduated I bought a Glock G31, .357 semi-automatic pistol. I spent a lot of bench time working on my target recognition and accuracy no matter what my posture. Standing, squatting, turning, lying prone, on my back, it didn't matter. I wanted to hit what I aimed at even if I were tossed into a corner and had my legs broken.I.