I want to show you an interesting little bar I found. It might just be your kind of place."I wasn't sure what that remark meant, but I soon found out.... It turned out to be a small, quiet bar only about half a mile from where we lived. I had probably driven by the place twenty times and never noticed it. It was off the main road, kind of hidden behind a tire store. There were no garish signs out front, just one small neon squiggle over the doorway. 'Pat's Place' it proclaimed in a subtle purple. "I thought we said no..." Sahara started before Ashley's hands landed on her shoulders and guided her back downward. Derrick felt her pussy lips slip and the first inch of his hard cock slip inside her pussy."Make love to him," Derrick heard whispered. Ashley had broken character but he paid it no mind. "Shelly and I want to make love to you while you make love to him."Sahara kissed Derrick deeply and he felt a soft tongue trace the length of his cock to where it joined Sahara.The pair kissed. "Hello there-"The snake greeted her and suddenly hissed out in disgust,"Aw jeez! Stone the crows - that's fucking lethal that is!" Oh my God! Can't a girl have some privacy when she shits in the woods?!"Eve bemoaned aloud."Yeah but - agh! I'm not even flicking my tongue around the air and yet the smell of that foulness is making my eyes water bad!"The snake hissed as it curled around and held the end of its tail over its mouth."Also - OH MY GOD! A talking snake?!"Eve gasped aloud, still. He might be wearing them a while. My stomach tightensas the phrases, 'fuck me pumps' and 'fuck me' echo in mymind.We go back into the living room where I give him someadvice on how to be a woman or at least walk and act likeone. He's just tickled pink. Its fun to see him being ableto laugh at himself and enjoy the feelings and moments.Gawd... I hope these won't be the only times. I try toremember every expression on his face and how happy he is.Oh no... he didn't just ask that. Before I can.