" I always like to slap on heavy amounts of sarcasm and smile like a jerk when I say the store's tag line. It's the only way to say something as ridic...ulous as "jolly." However, my jolly jolly manager Todd dislikes this because, "It dispels the store's credibility" or some shit like that. I honestly don't know how people like him derive joy out of anything. Ah fuck him. If he doesn't like the way I deal with customers, he can suck my jolly jolly balls."Hey Cam..." What!" I snapped back before he. She looked at the three visible Carson brothers, one at a time, then squinted at the shadows, as if she knew the others were there hiding. “Are you the assholes who are trying to blackmail me?” she demanded.“I hate to tell you lady, but we ain’t here for your money,” Jackie said.“That’s good,” Rachel said, opening her duffle bag, “because I didn’t bring any money.”“So what’s in the bag?” Tommy asked.Silently, Dr. Finklestein pulled a small standing mirror out of the duffle bag and stood it up. ” “Well yeah I did, but none of that matters now. I haven’t had sex in 5 years.” She stopped. “ I’m sorry I guess that’s too much info huh.”I was sitting in front of my beautiful aunt, who was sad that she wasn’t married and just admitted she had not had sex in 5 years. All of that time that I spent fantasizing and dreaming of her at night, had come to this moment. I realize this Is my chance. I was going for it. “You know aunt Pam, there is one more thing you could do for me for helping you. Ben smiled as he rushed up to help me wheel the chair through the crowds. We were almost to the curb when some protesters started shouting about baby killing soldiers. When one spit on us, Ben lost his cool and dropped the offended moron in his tracks with a short, stiff, right fist to the solar plexus. The airport police grabbed the offender and dragged him off to jail.Ben pushed my chair to a customized station wagon, which was parked in a no parking zone, and as we approached all four doors.