Your usually morning dred of getting up and going to work is starting to ease with each passing morning lately. This particular morning your feeling... especially frisky, maybe even a little mischievous and decide to take full advantage of one of your last remaining days to torment the poor adolescent boys in your class that have been drooling over you all school year. You know you love it. You still get that tingle down there and smile to yourself when you think of all the extra long. Not to big,yet it had a small dance floor and it's own window to the bar. He assigned two waitresses to our party andhad them in hula girl costumes. At first glance you wouldswear it was a fire trap with all the palms and Hawaiiandecorations but it was not. Laconia was very strict ontheir fire codes and everything was made of fire retardantmaterial. Mark had never been in the Palm room so he wasin for a treat. I was just dying to feed him poi with myfingers. (giggle)The lights were off as we. Yes, yes, I know that is four years but the cunt was pregnant for nine fucking months.Nine fucking months were I took the best possible care of the whore as she laughed at me. And I did it twice, with both kids. How come I did not get her pregnant and he did? There is nothing wrong with my wedding tackle! She planned it, they lying cunt!So for about thirty months of our marriage spanning sixteen years, she was mine, if she ever was mine. After thirty months or so, of the first sixty months, if. "What? Haven't you seen breasts before? I thought you had sex with your ex? " she said. "I was going to, but I wasn't ready. So, I'm still a virgin," I replied. I stared at her breasts for several seconds when she asked, "Bobby, have you ever touched a girl's boobs before?" I shook my head. "Feel free to pay me a visit. I'll be in my room," she said. I couldn't believe that she invited me to pay her a visit while she was exposing her breasts. I took off my jeans and walked into my sister's room.