With over 6 billion people worldwide it had to be. Everyone had to do their part. Years ago it was decided that a man should be allowed 20,000 orgasms... in his life. That would be more than enough to sow his wild oats, enjoy life, procreate his family, and in essence enjoy life. At birth all male c***dren were implanted with a DNA receptor that would control the number of orgasms he had. At his 20,000th, he would then become totally impotent. He could still please his partner orally, and. I told him that I could, but I would need to borrow a trailer to take Stretch to my home. He agreed to let me use his trailer, and five minutes later I walked stretch into the trailer alone, without incident. Everybody watched in amazement as Stretch just followed me to the trailer and entered, without me even holding his lead rope.I got Stretch home and took him into my barn. He walked straight over to the wash pad and waited for me to give him a bath. I washed him down and as I got close to. The party was a complete brawl with drinks and all sorts of stuff. It was during the party that i saw the 2 hot guys Alex and Mike. Ive always liked them. And i knew they were friends and i also knew frm a few girls that they were very very good in bed. After a couple of drinks they started hitting on me. And i knew that before long I was gonna end up fucking one of them. But that was not to be. It wasnt long before i had a few more drinks too and i had gotten really high when Alex was dancing. So when I told him about the project you'd given me, I just asked him and it all came out. The bugger's having it off with one of the waitresses at the pub. He's a friend of the owner of that gastropub thing and he kind of advises him on wines and spirits. He's mentioned this Linda before but when we see her around town he never introduces us. I should have known, man.”This could not have worked better for me, the writing project spilling over into real life.“Oh hell,” I said. “I'm so sorry..