”“I’d, uh...” Simon blushed. “I’d rather keep them a secret for the time being. The whole point of not telling Shelby is that I want them ...to be a surprise.”“Oh.” Pilar pouted, then turned back to Shelby. “Well if you enjoy it, you’ll have to tell me all about it. Most of the things I’d like to try are a little too ... audible for the loft.”“This might be too,” said Shelby. “All I know is that, whatever we’re doing, we need a proper gag for it. Simon wanted to use one of those contraptions with. Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies! There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don’t blame me if they bust their gut laughing. Growing up isn’t what it used to be, is it?MEMORIES :My Dad is. Instead, I went tobeauty school, where I learned a trade and found outthat there is more sex of every variety available inthat industry than probably in all the otherscombined. Maybe that’s why I was unconsciously drawnto it. You wouldn’t believe some of the things I didwith men, women and everything in between. I finallyfound a place where I was average, maybe even belowaverage, in my sex drive.“I graduated from beauty school and went to work atone of the big chains cutting. ” Ambrose told his cousin as Twitty closed the airlock then they were heading to the other ship. Docking Ambrose repeat the same actions as Jankuis and several men stumbled through the airlock.Bowing low Jankuis was at Ambrose’s feet. “I thought I recognized your ship, Sire.” Jankuis said from the floor.Ambrose sighed as he tried to get the male off the floor. “I’m sick of all this damn floor bowing! Why can’t all you get it as quickly as my command crew did?”This of course started Typree.