" This is for all your restrictive limits," he scolded her.He counted about 20 spanks before he paused."Are you done?" she asked in a teary voice."Har...dly. I do love a woman in a skirt--nice easy access--which is why you wear them, isn't it?" he said as he flipped her skirt up, revealing tiny white satiny knickers.He resumed spanking her, getting a louder "smack" against her butt cheeks through her knickers than through her skirt."Ow!" she screamed. "That hurts!"Ignoring her, he resumed her. Anyway the plan was to invite him over chill etc with him, then later get on to the subject of talking about sex (we knew he was thirsty and hadn’t had it for 6months and only slept with 3girls as he was in a relationship for quite some time).. ..So the night is coming I get ready I do my make up pretty heavy with pink lipstick, decide to wear leather look leggings with a low cut vest type top and a pair of heels(just to make me look even more appealing) he knocks the door and I answer it. David and I started whooping and hollering and I reached out to pinch her nipple. He saw this and tried to do the same but she shrieked and pulled away. We continued on home, with me trying to get her to flash people on the way. It didnt happen, but it kept the mood to an elevated sexual level. When we got back to our place, I cranked up the music and we all continued our party. I was ready as I couldnt drink too much earlier. Cindy had slumped down onto the couch and I could tell the drinks. .B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a.