"What is your name?"Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"Businessman: "Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very ...close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an. I took my cock and shoved it into her pussy she felt so good. i started pumping my cock in and out when we shared our first kiss. we fucked for a nice amount of time when she begged me to go faster that she was coming. i started to give it to her as fast and as hard as i could she came and now it was my turn i was givin it to her and was just about to shoot my second load of the night when she pushed me off her and screamed at me to lay down. she was so forceful about gettin my cock in her. .. ughh ... okay, there are the ovaries.”I looked down at Demie’s stomach. I don’t know what I expected to see, other than her firm tummy, but a moment later her skin became a transparent cutaway, just as it had when we had the threesome with Dianna. I could recognize everything she had just described from my high school biology textbooks, and further down I could see my cock inside her vagina.I grabbed her hips and started thrusting, watching my manhood saw into her again and again through her. He's totallysmitten with our little Gwen. No doubt about that. Here's what I wasthinking. I can slip him a roofy and take him home and have him sleepwith Gwen." Where did you get a roofy?" I got one from one of the bartenders." And then what?" Well don't you see? It's perfect. He's tripping his brains out rightnow. I'll have Gwen flirt with him big time. We can test his fidelity. Idon't think he would cheat to be honest. That's where the roofy comes in.He'll cheat whether he likes it or not!.