Finally she left the coniferous forest behind, her sense of time acute. With her wings beating furiously she knew she had little more than seven hours... before the sun came up. At dawn von Schitt needed to be ensconced in her coffin to escape the light of day. A village came into view and when she located telephone poles she circled in the air. If she couldn’t get anyone on the phone at this hour she’d have to commandeer a car. Bats don’t actually possess radar but von Schitt’s echolocation. I agree with what he wants. Don’t worry about her.”Gwenyth teared up and hugged me.“She is still my baby, you know.”“I know, Mom. As soon as we are all settled back into our routine we need to have a welcome home party for everyone.”“Naked?”“Mom! Don’t you see enough of William at home?”“Yes, but I can never see enough of my son-in-law,” Gwenyth gave me a peck on the lips and raised her eyebrows.“Stop that Mom! What will your husband think?”I wasn’t sure if I was shocked by the kiss or the. Kuchh der k baad maine aunty ko sidha kiya or unki chut ko suck kiya to wo jor jor se gandi gandi galiya bakne lagi, aaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhiiiiii mujhe marega kya haram jade , chhoooooooood do plz…. , mai mar joungi bahanchod……………… bas bhi karo ab or nahi saha jata faad de meri bhosdi ko bana de iska bhosda aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hiiiiiiiiiiiiii uuummmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh.Iske baad maine bhi unhe jyada na tadpate hue unhe nal ki taraf jhukne k liye bola or unki ek taang ko pakad kar upar ki oo uthakar. We asked for iced tea refills.When our waitress returned I was ready with, “I’ll have the fresh tuna in coconut curry sauce.”“And you ma’am?”“I’ll have the same.”“Just so you know, that tuna was caught this morning. It was never frozen. If you are interested, I can get you a tuna sashimi appetizer.”“Yes please.”And you, sir?“The gentleman’s steak with baked potato and the string beans with bacon. Could you also bring extra sour cream for the potato?”“No problem.”Mack had looked a little worried.