But many Earth fauna had evolved to need to fuck, to directly couple and begin gestation inside one animal or the other, an arrangement so ludicrous a...nd absurd that scientists still have not determined how of all the thousands of methods of external reproduction are available, the only ones in evidence on Earth are those displayed by the goddamn prey fish. The whole planet is good for belly laughs every time, but the most popular of all, of course, are the Humans.Humans, who are basically just. Beverly was the smarter one, the thinker. She had such a creative mind. I could tell she was figuring things out, “Like I said Bev everything was great until about four weeks ago. Then Bill started coming home and acting differently; now he gobbles up dinner as fast as he can, and then he bails out, he just leaves.”Annie went on, “He used to be so mannerly; now he’s different. Like when I fix spaghetti; he used to eat it with a big spoon. You know, twirl it around in the spoon and eat it the. My ankles were also released and my feet placed back on the floor, yet I was still blindfolded and my wrist were still secured on the arms of the chair. I heard the moving of plates from the table and the sound of bodies moving in front of me. Finally my wife spoke."I'm spread-out on the table" my wife announced. "She is standing between you and I and is going to bend at the waist and satisfy me now. That will put her succulent ass a mere foot or so from your face. As she gets me close, I will. Once ready, I proceeded to walk towards them, with the expressed decision to teach that bitch a lesson. I grabbed the back of her long wavy brown hair and snapped her head back. While her head was pulled back, I raised my hand in the air readying a back hand when Mark caught it and stopped me (infraction number three). Mark was the angriest I'd ever seen him. He had the presence of mind not to yell my name, which would have help identify me to witnesses. He did grab my wrist and pulled me.