I’m missing my lunch with Murray Matheson from Spurgeon, but that can’t be helped. Once I talk to Kara, I’ll try to call the diner and see if he...’s there. Also, Alec Glass called earlier and says he can’t get in touch with Lisa or her bodyguard.”We started back towards the NIKA offices.“All these things at once?” she asked. “Do you think there’s a connection?”“Between a pimp, Noel Spurgeon, some guy casing my house, and Lisa? I don’t know what ties all of them together.”“Outfit?” she asked. The Missing Valentine’s Day Erotic Coupon Book - by wilparu (story complete!)It’s the day before Valentine’s, and Ella is still madly in love with her twin brother Evan. Ella wants to give him a book of homemade erotic coupons; after all it was Evan accidentally receiving such a coupon book at Christmas that led to their romance in the first place. But when Ella misplaces the book, the twins must race to track it down before someone reads it. Because Ella unwisely wrote Evan’s nickname on the. ”He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.The man said, “Are you talking to me?”The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of.”The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.Then the frog said, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what. ” Well, that was a different sort of split. The reason, however, sounded specious.“Never too many small kids.”“Don’t be greedy! You have two of your own.” Sure, but they were too old to enjoy much cuddling.“Not so small anymore. They’re big boys, now. Just ask them.”“Maybe they are too old to see Daddy groping Mama.” Now, she raised another issue, and he’d given her the opening.“You want to lock them in their room?”“I had another solution in mind.” She wanted to lock sex in their room. So did.