--Emily Claire Tamblyn"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they... cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"--Dustin Hoffman"I asked my wife 'On a scale from one to ten, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said 'You know I'm no good at fractions'".--Rodney Dangerfield"I told my girlfriend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked, I wouldn't be able to please her. So she said 'Get. E. Give them pleasure, may be that aroused her more and she said she was interested to try it out once.Well that was strange again and I did sense some expectations when she said that.So she invited me to her place one day when her husband was away and her son had been to school, it was a Saturday, so I gathered some massaging oil and reached her place in the morning. We had a cup of tea and I asked her to take a shower and be in her room with just the towel rapped around her. I entered and. .. poor baby, he had to get up to feed the Eagles. It’s not like they weren’t off on their own hunting half of the time,” Miranda reminded him with a giggle.“You two having trouble getting along?” the Colonel asked, as she approached us.“No sir, just a little good-natured ribbing. Luther is all worn out from taking care of the Eagles,” Miranda told her.“We should check on all of the Partners before going to bed. Also, there is that mandatory class on ship procedures in the morning, and the Navy. I opened her dresser drawer. I put on one of her silky lacy white panties. Then I put on one of her lacy white Bestform bras. I then got a pair of her No Nonsense sheer to waist suntan pantyhose from her dresser. They still smeeled of her vanilla scented perfume from Avon. I slid my legs into these wonderful pantyhose. After pulling them up my legs and onto my body I decided to wear my mom's white six inch chunky high heeled ankle strap sandals. I felt so wonderful. I was so excited and quite.