’ ‘Sheila’s been nagging me to try the Viagra, or Propecia or Levitra, I can’t keep those drugs straight, so we can be like teenagers again. I... don’t want to be a teenager again, I says, can’t you make your own self happy, wink, wink. . .’ ‘Oh, Mavis got me to take the Viagra once: a nightmare it was. Like trying to ride a bicycle through Chunnel, so big she is down there now. And my cock wouldn’t go down after four hours, and we had to go to hospital and let the air out of it.’ Bert said. ‘Aye,. "Richard," she said, "nip down to see your Aunty Susan for me will you? She's just been on the phone and she's a bit upset and I think she's started on the wine already and it's only six o'clock." Aunty Sue, my mum always calls her by her full name of Susan, is mum's identical twin. They both have long blonde hair, have blue eyes and are both tall, slim and attractive. Both have breasts which are about a 36C and they both have cute bums. They did most things together, going on girlie shopping. “Let’s enjoy life together when we still can” she uttered in my ear.I tuned towards her and tried to kiss her back. But she stopped me and walked out of the restaurant swaying her ass left and right. I quickly paid and ran behind her like a puppy. I was getting dark and as I reached parking I tried to look for her around her car.But she was nowhere.Boom!!!!!!! Out of nowhere she came and shocked me. I understood she was drunk and now at her naughtiest best. I pulled her behind my jeep and. I could tell that the lady was well educated as she was a stickler for the grammar of the mail also I was kinda disappointed that she just needed a person to accompany her and nowhere mentioned anything about the erotic endeavor.I replied back to her asking to mention the dates of her visit so I can take a leave at the office. She replied back almost within an hour with the date and asked for my phone number, I gave it to her and set the date. For anonymity sake, let’s say her name is.