"Anyway, every other Saturday, I'd get up early, make myself pretty, then head over to the Perkins Passion Pad, home of Perkins the Pervert. "He'd let... me in, take my coat, and offer me some coffee. The guy was a fiend for coffee. There'd always be somebody like B. B. King or Aretha Franklin on the stereo and we'd talk for a few minutes before he'd suggest we adjourn to the bedroom. I swear, that's what he'd say almost every time, 'Why don't we adjourn to the bedroom? He had a big bed, at. My mouth is on yours, my tongue probing, dying to taste you. Our bodies are starting to move of their own volition, our skin still damp as the heat radiates around us in the chilly hallway. I break first, reaching for my ID and sliding it through a panel in the wall. We push through the door and up the staircase, and with another swipe of my card, the door opens into a large room with a glass floor. Underneath the floor are giant hammerheads and reef sharks much bigger than the others in the. Mary, this is Patricia, my wife."How awkward can introductions get?Patricia, as always, remained poised and calm, though I knew her well enough by now to know that her stress level had just gone up dramatically. Mary was flustered but managed to get through it okay."Oh!" she said, "I had heard you remarried! Uh, Patricia, is it? Hi! Nice to meet you!"I couldn't imagine anything being further from the truth, but it's what one says when blind-sided by the new spouse, isn't it?"Mary!" Patricia. When we got to the house we were all three kind of wired and not ready to go to sleep. We were in the den visiting and Jerry reached in his pocket and pulled out a couple of joints and said, “You guys want to do this?” I said, "Sounds good to me, I haven’t smoked any weed since college.”"I could use something to help me relax," Terri commented.He fired one up and we all three passed it around and got very relaxed. Terri said she was going to change and I got up to go get us something to drink..