?Once his dad left, he jumped out of bed. Struggling to find the zipperat the back, he nearly caused himself to fall over. Only when he wasout of the ...hated thing did he relax. So, what had happened? One ofJack?s funny jokes? He began scanning the room looking for a hiddencamera. In the end he gave up. He was starting to go crazy.Opening his closet, he stuffed the onesie right at the back. Pushingover two boxes of old things to hide it away. Then he started lookingfor clothes for the day. He. I love being over 50. I learn something new every day ... and forget 5 others.A thief broke into my house last night ... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW!, Right?I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.This is compliments of John L.A little something I thought would make you smile. A twist on the old USAF Enlisted Performance Eval from back in the 80's. Worker's. I scanned him from head to foot and he did the same with me. Silently we were revealing a mutual desire to be open and intimate with one another. David “ok then mister guide, what is next?”I removed my shirt and looked him in the eye and said, “undress.” Then I pulled off my bike shorts and stood fully naked before him. It felt incredible to release my cock from the shorts and fully expose myself to him. David “wow, look at you. No inhibition at all” “Oh don’t be so sure, I’m fucking shaking,. The princess shuddered, her body flushed, his spunk spilling out of her pussy, the salty cum laced with her fresh flavor. My ears twitched. So many wonderful scents filled the air. My nose detected Kora’s tangy pussy, the slightly different flavor of Ealaín’s girl-cum, Nathalie’s sweet snatch, Greta’s tart passion, Aingeal’s honey, and my own sweet musk.So many wonderful scents.Master glanced at me as I crawled over his lap as he sat on the edge of the bed. I wiggled on him, his wet cock.