7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack ...of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down. Auntie unbuttoned one button at the bottom of the skirt, opening a "V" that went nearly to her waist. I slipped my hand along the inside of her thigh and felt her part her legs just a little. I bit lightly on the nipple and she shrugged with pleasure, pointing her breasts into my face.I pressed further along the smooth thigh and she parted her legs even more for me.And then I felt it. Soft, incredibly smooth skin; two soft folds of flesh, the lips of her pussy, there for me to touch and. Regina was well acquainted with the caning of a teenage girls bottom because her own mother had frequently beat her from when she was sixteen and had done so until she was twenty-one-years-old. Regina had, over those years with her mother, also found that she got sexually aroused sometimes during but mostly after a hiding and she would relieve that sexual tension with her fingers. She would also furiously masturbate if she heard young Enuka Njoko taking a caning.Unlike Enuka, Regina actually. She didn’t answer. ‘Sweetie?’ She was breathing, that much I could tell, but her eyes were closed. I crawled up her body and took her in my arms. ‘Rachael. Open your eyes!’ I demanded, I shook her shoulders a little. ‘What?’ She smiled, barely audible. ‘Stop shaking me.’ She mumbled. Her eyes were still closed. I laughed. ‘Sorry honey, I had to make sure you were ok.’ I kissed her forehead, resting mine against hers, our chests pressed together. Her nipples were rock hard and burning into my.