Barci had also called Tulke's sisters, and they'd all showed up and Tulke had been forced to wait on them in a pink apron and high heels.And then aft...er they'd eaten their crumpets and drank the Earl Grey, Barci had tied Tulke's ?wrists to a hook in the ceiling and put mousetraps on his nipples...and Nana and his sisters had taken turns tossing metal bar darts at Tulke's waving penis.Tulke had not been surprised that Nana had not objected to all this. He had told Barci (in confidence, of. ”“That’s the spirit, my girl,” Gazza said as he got up. He gathered her into his arms and laid several very sloppy kisses on her mouth and face. He then nibbled on her ear and rubbed her sore butt, just because he knew she liked him doing both of those things to her.Bette shivered and then pushed him away. “Go and see if you can make the seats a bit more comfortable, while I do my spells,” she told him.“Yes, my love,” he replied happily and flicked through his book again. He then looked around. " Leave the girls alone and get out of my pub." It was the landlord, late30's tall and athletic looking.The standing drunk finished his beer and dropped the glass which smashed onthe wooden floor, he turned and walked away muttering "shit beer anyway".The yob that had sat next to Freya got up but was not having any of it, hethrew a punch at the landlord. The landlord blocked his punch the flooredhim. That's when it all kicked off and other drinkers wearing the samefootball shirts joined in. I. Ewan held still for a moment, then couldn't stop himself and sniggered.Realising what she'd said, Denise flushed a dark red. Stan broke in to defuse things, asking "Denise, have you got a moment? I've found something in your program."He pulled away slightly, and Denise followed. They walked off toward the IT office. "Trust that Ewan to find some sort of innuendo in what I said!" she complained, but then she saw Stan's face, and the barely held smile there. Suddenly she couldn't stop her own.