So when Spring Break rolled around I didn't have any place to go. That is when I remembered my parents friends Dave and Sandra they lived on the beach... in a Florida town. I knew them really well when I was younger and I saw them a few times a year. There k**s refereed to me as Uncle John which really cracked me up. I gave them a call and explained my situation. They said they would love to have me down, but they were leaving town on a trip themselves. But hope was not lost, their k**s were going. "She's such a trainwreck! No wonder even Ava stopped being friends with her, and she's basically a cross between a walrus and a lorry!!"Again with the shrieking and howling. I glance around at the other passengers to make sure I'm not being overly sensitive. And sure enough, it seems that every single person on this bus has been regretting ever boarding it since the moment this gaggle of girls invaded it. The woman directly behind me keeps turning around to glare at them, but she's being. .." Yeah, to go along with the dozens other you owe me, Paula thought. She sighed, "Okay..." They chatted a bit more before eventually disconnecting. Paula layed in bed awhile longer before getting up and doing her chores. The work helped her get her mind of the previous night, and soon she found herself happily whiling away the afternoon being domestic... * * * * * Paula met Lisa at a popular restaurant near school. She wore the tan riding pants and tight green turtleneck sweater. . I said if i win you must keep your word...I said here s the topic.. S the man the most strongest a****l in the world... She said no..but i said yea.. She said humans are the most selfish characters in the world . And mainly all men.. ..i said i disagree with.. U.... Wat do you mean.. I said mam human men are more... Civilised than other a****ls... She disagreed.. I said wat will you do if i touch you breasts with a bad thought... She said she will thrash..me... Now i said lets assume you a.